Slogans for Milk
Oliver Norred, 30 August 2020
I’ve been coming up with slogans for Milk. I know it already has the “GOT MILK?” campaign, but come on! These slogans practically write themselves:
Milk: It Practically Markets Itself!
Milk: You Won’t Feel The Same Afterwards!
Milk: It’s Like Drinking Its Weight In Ice Cream!
Milk: You Can Grow Into Lactose Intolerance At Any Age!
Of the three, I think the second most intensely appeals to the pathos. I’ll add more when I think of more ways that Milk impacts my life. Thanks for reading!