Slogans for Milk

Oliver Norred, 30 August 2020

I’ve been coming up with slogans for Milk. I know it already has the “GOT MILK?” campaign, but come on! These slogans practically write themselves:

Milk: It Practically Markets Itself!

Milk: You Won’t Feel The Same Afterwards!

Milk: It’s Like Drinking Its Weight In Ice Cream!

Milk: You Can Grow Into Lactose Intolerance At Any Age!

Of the three, I think the second most intensely appeals to the pathos. I’ll add more when I think of more ways that Milk impacts my life. Thanks for reading!